1 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:05,720 You're the best big brother I could have ever asked for. 2 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:30,140 Who are you supposed to be? 3 00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:31,540 Babe Watch? 4 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:36,220 Look, I have a test coming up and I could really use your help. 5 00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:38,660 Me? 6 00:00:38,900 --> 00:00:42,200 Like, you want me to pretend like I'm drowning or something? 7 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:43,620 Yeah, pretty much. 8 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:47,900 I mean, I don't know if that's a good idea. 9 00:00:48,380 --> 00:00:53,500 I'm just going to be staring at those tits the whole time, you know that. 10 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:56,280 Oh my god, you're so gross. 11 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,460 Look, it'll take ten minutes. 12 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:00,540 Can you compose yourself for ten minutes? 13 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:03,300 Fine. Fine. 14 00:01:03,540 --> 00:01:05,220 Okay. Can you turn around? 15 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:07,980 And put your arms out. 16 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:11,200 And kind of act like you're struggling a bit in the water. 17 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,220 Ah! Okay. 18 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:15,680 All right. A little less. 19 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:17,660 Just, like, chill out here, okay? 20 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:19,920 And then I'm going to come under the buoy. 21 00:01:22,020 --> 00:01:23,140 How I would hook you. 22 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,060 I'm going to try to bring you back in. 23 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:32,120 Go to your nipple, Pokemon Max. 24 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:35,520 Water must be cold then. 25 00:01:35,940 --> 00:01:38,780 You know what happens to boys' penises when they get cold. 26 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:42,640 Maybe you should find out. 27 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:44,420 Can you please stop? 28 00:01:44,700 --> 00:01:46,760 You're my stepbrother and that was so inappropriate. 29 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:50,580 Can you just get on the bed? I need to practice some CPR. 30 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:52,600 Right. 31 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,020 Okay, so first we check for breath. 32 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:11,420 Put your tongue back in there. 33 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:16,360 Okay, no breath. 34 00:02:16,580 --> 00:02:18,560 So we initiate mouth -to -mouth now. 35 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:30,560 Can you please stop? 36 00:02:35,210 --> 00:02:36,210 Can you take this seriously? 37 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:53,210 You know, I'm pretty sure if you were unconscious, you wouldn't be touching up 38 00:02:53,210 --> 00:02:54,209 on my breasts. 39 00:02:54,210 --> 00:02:55,570 Oh, sorry. 40 00:02:56,890 --> 00:02:58,390 Can you shut this again? 41 00:02:59,290 --> 00:03:00,290 Ow, 42 00:03:02,110 --> 00:03:03,150 ow, ow, ow. What? 43 00:03:04,190 --> 00:03:05,590 I got stung by a jellyfish. 44 00:03:05,910 --> 00:03:06,910 A jellyfish? 45 00:03:07,490 --> 00:03:09,070 We're not even near the water. 46 00:03:09,270 --> 00:03:11,130 Oh, I got stung on my dick. 47 00:03:12,530 --> 00:03:16,030 I mean, I guess I wouldn't actually know what to do if you got stung by a 48 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,030 jellyfish. 49 00:03:17,430 --> 00:03:19,050 Check your throat or something. It hurts. 50 00:03:19,970 --> 00:03:22,470 Okay. Hold on. Let me look it up. 51 00:03:23,450 --> 00:03:24,450 Okay, poison. 52 00:03:26,750 --> 00:03:29,010 It does say suck it out. 53 00:03:29,350 --> 00:03:30,510 Yeah, suck the poison out. 54 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:32,590 I guess so. 55 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:34,800 Well... 56 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:12,880 Wait a second. 57 00:04:14,340 --> 00:04:17,839 You're not supposed to suck jellyfish poison out. You're supposed to pee on 58 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:20,360 What, do you think I'm stupid? 59 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:25,220 Oh my god, if you wanted me to suck your dick, why don't you just fucking say 60 00:04:25,220 --> 00:04:29,500 so? If I suck your dick, will you finally take this seriously and just let 61 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:30,500 practice? 62 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:32,340 Of course, I promise. 63 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:33,780 Okay. 64 00:04:34,660 --> 00:04:35,660 Okay. 65 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:39,540 I'm gonna do it, and you gotta swear to be fucking serious afterwards. 66 00:04:40,090 --> 00:04:41,110 Okay, okay, I promise. 67 00:04:45,310 --> 00:04:47,450 Ugh, I can't believe I'm doing this. 68 00:06:01,770 --> 00:06:02,770 No. 69 00:08:09,550 --> 00:08:10,550 Can you, like, hurry up and finish? 70 00:08:12,290 --> 00:08:16,290 Well, maybe if you sit on it, it'll go faster. 71 00:08:16,550 --> 00:08:17,550 Are you serious? 72 00:08:20,230 --> 00:08:21,230 Okay, 73 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:25,430 look, this is a one and done thing. 74 00:08:26,310 --> 00:08:27,850 We're not going to talk about it. 75 00:08:28,230 --> 00:08:29,490 We're not going to tell anyone. 76 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:32,210 It might as well never have happened, okay? 77 00:08:32,850 --> 00:08:33,850 Okay, okay, I promise. 78 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:56,530 Why don't you love me? 79 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,620 I'm just going to sit on this fucking rug. 80 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,280 Make it even tighter. 81 00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:31,580 Yeah, sure.